I want to be this guy. This guy who was behind us in line at the grocery store.
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I’m standing there while the cashier rings up my cart, and I notice the guy behind me standing innocently doing nothing.
Then he picks up a Twinkie from his cart.
He starts to smile.
He starts to open the Twinkie.
He starts to grin.
He starts to eat the Twinkie.
He is in ecstasy.
He continues eating his Twinkie.
He is completely oblivious to the outside world.
He has no worries.
He has no problems.
He just has a Twinkie.
Enjoying his Twinkie.
Enjoying his life.
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